Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Slut skills are useful in every country.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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