I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
