Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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