she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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