Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I look better un-naked...
im six kinds of drunk right now
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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