Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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