My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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