So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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