I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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