I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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