Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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