Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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