Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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