I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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