I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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