I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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