butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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