The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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