is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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