i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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