they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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