Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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