We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
ur mom makes the best bacon
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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