it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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