My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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