Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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