OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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