I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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