Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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