So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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