Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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