Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I cannot find my penis.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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