Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
