Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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