Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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