dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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