Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize