god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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