David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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