I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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