FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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