Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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