I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
She said her name was "party"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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