I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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