Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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