im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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