he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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