The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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