So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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