i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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