5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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