Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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