Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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