who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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