I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
