have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
