? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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