When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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